Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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