i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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