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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I have dibs on his crisis of faith.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob

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• (619): View more from California

  I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)

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