My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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