Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you traded sex for a burrito?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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