No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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