grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
