ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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