she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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