hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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