white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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