just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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