Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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