Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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