we have officially lost it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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