I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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