yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
