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Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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