let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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