i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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