it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
