physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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