have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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