Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
