Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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