I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Randomize
