if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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