Me. At least after what I've been through.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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