your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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