You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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