Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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