Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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