Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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