I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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