you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
