Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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