47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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