I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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