What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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