Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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