well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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