Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song