But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
