Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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