i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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