i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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