New invention idea: vibrating tampons
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Oh god it's open bar.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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