i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It's never too late to be topless.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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