another moral hangover. fuck.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
How does one acquire holy water?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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