plz talk dirty to me
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
