Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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