I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
When did angry sex become our thing?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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