Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My pussy is not your playground.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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