I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize