he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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