Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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